Exactly one week after the ridiculously dope lineup was released, Coachella is now sold out. Well, I guess you snooze you lose but this all happened so fast, didn't it? It appears if ya throw in one Mr. West and the show goes up in arms. I guess I'll be stuck with my girlfriend in Miami on the beach this April, and not filthy, drunk, and raging in the desert. I guess next year we'll have to strike while the iron is hot.